3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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