just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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