Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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