and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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