no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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