Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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