Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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