Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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