I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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