just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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