either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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