Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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