and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I am mentally ready for anal.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
