White coat. Heels.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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