I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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