hell yes lets make some ravioli
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night