Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY