But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?