He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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