Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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