This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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