ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
you never un-have a 4some
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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