ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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