well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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