I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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