Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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