I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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