Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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