we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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