Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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