ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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