The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
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GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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