I think scott just propositioned me for sex
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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