You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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