Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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