so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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