I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
you will always have a special place in my vag
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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