Is it normal to miss your booty call?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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