You don't have asthma, your pregnant
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help