Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(254): View more from Texas

oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted

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(573): View more from Missouri

his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

(314): View more from Missouri

did it work

(573): View more from Missouri

that's not the point...

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(716): View more from New York

God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...

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(602): View more from Arizona

for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough

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(802): View more from Vermont

Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated

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