Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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