the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Are we still banned from the library?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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