I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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