If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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