he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
