You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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