big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Are we still banned from the library?
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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