so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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