I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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