never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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