I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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