this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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