I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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