That's intense
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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