The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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