I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
