Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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